Our Team

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The annoyed. Usually working behind the scenes on countless projects. Has a terrible memory, but tries his best to improve the group.

The pinnacle of loyalty. He's proven himself to always do his best to help out in anyway he can. His train isn't always on time, but it always arrives.

The voice of reason. Synthar does well to reel in the group and help put out the fires they set. The few he starts tend to burn him exclusively.

The cursed one. Is he an SCP? A lolcow? A shitposter? Nobody has the answers, nor does anyone have answers to his questions. 

The artist behind it all. Frank is a valued member of the team, and can always be relied on to come out of the woodwork to mess with other.

The weird one. Rumor has it that Jacke and George are twins with Jacke being the good twin. His ability to appear normal is a ruse.

The whale biologist.  Arya stole his heart, but he took hers in return. A shitposter extrodinaire, with badass beard and a thirst for metal.

The thief. She will steal everything that isn't nailed down, so that she can sell it to buy drugs to help her steal what is nailed down.

The elder of the group. He's actually only 26, but dealing with us has prematurely aged him. Wise and fair, but also a lovable asshole.

The faithful. This annoying orange is as much a cause of headaches as anyone else, but there are few people you'd rather have at your back.

The child. Few posses the ability to have shittier takes, yet he his drive to improve himself and learn is admirable to say the least.

The passionate. Few people exist who exhibit as much passion in their hobbies as Maverick. A nerd with a heart of gold, and a wide artistic streak.